| 29. | page-turner | ||
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Male masturbatory technique involving a reversed left-hand grip made necessary when using the right hand to turn the page of nudie magazine. I wanted to bust a nut before the end of her pictorial, so I used the ol' page-turner.
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| 30. | fists of fury | ||
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a competition when you and all your major dude friends jack off till they can't possibly jack off anymore. The major dude that jacks off the most in shortest period of time wins. There are many rounds and degrees of champion. House rules apply. My major dude friend Jonathan busted his nut for 13 rounds in less than two hours and attained the prestigous heavyweight crown(no spit allowed) in the bi-monthly fists of fury comp.
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| 31. | Jackweasel | ||
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A jerk. A person who acts foolish, rude, tarded, and or like a butthole. Not nice, not considerate. I do not want to hang out with a jackweasel.
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| 32. | Chillin like a motherfucker | ||
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Slang term for Masturbating. Made popular by Martin Lawrence in his 1994 stand up comedy special, "You so Crazy." My homeboy's mom walked in on him chillin like a motherfucker while watching Debbie Does Dallas. She screamed just as he busted a nut.
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| 33. | Spiderman That Hoe YOU | ||
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It is when you jerkoff, and right before you jerk off, you nut on your hand and throw it at a girls face then you run off web slinging Spiderman that hoe you, One nightStand
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| 34. | 4 hour power house | ||
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When no matter what the problem maybe, you just keep on trooping to get a man excited or to keep going until, finally, after hours of getting humped you nut off. Erika IS the 4 hour power house.
S: wow that was great! E: uh! we're not finished (so she proceeds to help him get it up) S: i'm really sorry this never happened to me before. E: yea i'm sure. Your a waste of time. (Storms off, pissed) E: Behold the power of a sweed (what she's thinking) |
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| 35. | national jack-off day | ||
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A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5. Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere
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