|92.||Twang Tang Bang|
When a girl is blowing you and and the last second pinches the head of your dick you so can't cum.
That girl was blowing me so good until she did that twang tang bang shit and i couldn't nut.
I hope this isn't one of those twang tang bang girls and she actually lets me finish.
This is definitely one of those twang tang bang followed by anal girls. I am in for a trip tonight.
I'd much rather jerk off than get a twang tang bang.
A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.
The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.
A word usually used in the gaming society when you're trying to be harmful, but not racist.
A non-racist way of saying the word "Nigger", as of the conclusion that, on your keyboard, the letter "M" is to the right from "N", and "O" is to the right from "I"; switch the letters and you'll have the word "Mogger".
Oh yeah, mogger gots them Nikes on!
|95.||Rolling Chris Brown Out|
When your banging a girl from on top, and then get off and proceed to jerk it as if to nut on her face, Then you quickly turn around, and surprise her with poop instead and then beat the crap out of her while calling her Rihanna.
Bitch, you'd better shut the f**k up or you'll get a rolling chris brown out!
Someone who thinks he's a thug and badass by acting like a complete idiot and performing stupid and cowardly acts.
Someone who doesn't know the difference between being cool/thug/badass and being a jerk/idiot/asshole/coward. A person who will most likely stay a loser for the rest of his life if he doesn't learn the difference.
A loser who tries to stand out by doing idiotic/dangerous/harmful things and thinks that they make him look cool.
A wannabe thug who's really a lugnut or idiot.
A portmanteau of the insult "lugnut" and the term "thug". Also, the word "nut" is similar to the word "not", implying that the person is not really a thug. Also implies that they are about as badass as a real thug's left nut.
That guy thinks he's so cool, but everyone makes fun of him behind his back. What a thugnut.
Wearing thug clothes, acting like an asshole, and picking on people doesn't make you cool. You're a thugnut, a poser, and a coward.
That thugnut who hit that teacher is going to jail. What a way to show you're tough by hiding behind your friends and punching an innocent person.
Similar to a fundie christian, but instead of being a bible thumper who has a belief in God, is an atheist thumper who forces everyone around him/her to believe that God/Jesus/Satan/Heaven/Hell does not exist like he/she does, and that anyone who doesn't agree with his/her strict world view is comparable to a mentally challenged or psycholigically unbalanced person.
Fundie Atheist: Where are you going?
Christian: I'm going to church.
Fundie Atheist: Oh, going to listen to people preach how gays are evil, and that science is witchcraft?
Christian: No, I'm going to listen to people preach on how to be a kinder, more compassionate person, sing some lovely hymns, clap along, and then help with the charity drive for homeless people in third world countries.
Fundie Atheist: Open your eyes! God ain't real! It's all a crock of crap! Fairytales! It's a cult! Church teaches people nothing except how to hate and hurt others different from them!
Christian: Actually some of our congregation members are gay, and our charity drives are for helping people in need.
Fundie Atheist: You're still hurting people!
Christian: *rolls eyes* Look, believe or disbelieve whatever you want ok? But don't force your own world view down my throat ok? If you want to come and see for yourself, you are most welcome. Otherwise don't get on my case, please? Good day.
Fundie Atheist: Cult follower!
Christian: Get a life and a therapist, wacko.
The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.
"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."