Masturbating, self pleasure, rubbin' one out, jerk n' squirt.
Hey Vic, how did you fall asleep while fapping?
Hey Vic, how many times a day do you fap?
Vic, you are the queen fapper.
|2.||jerk 'n' squirt|
Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.
With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.
less offensive way of saying jerk.
Victor don't be such a jahmoke
|4.||Squirt N Jerk|
The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
n. Slang term for the ejaculitory liquids.
v. To ejaculate or orgasim
This term originated due to the similarity between the smells of bree cheese and semen.
She was coverd in Bree
I'm gonna Bree in your mouth.
I Bree-ed in her hair.
I want to Bree on your chest.
She covered me in Bree.
Oh! I just Bree-ed my pants.
My wife won't let me Bree in her ass.
She let me Bree on her face.
OH MY GOD! I'M BREE-ING! I'M BREE-ING!!!