| 1. | rub it off | ||
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masturbation done for the purpose of getting over lust for someone. The "it" in "rub it off" is the sexual attraction. The term is similar to brush it off, but is explicitly sexual. If a hater talks shit to you, you can brush it off and get on with your life. If a bad bitch is stuck in your head, you can't brush it off: You gotta rub it off. Holy shit! That girl on the airplane was so hot! I can't think knowing a chick that fine exists!
Dude, you're never going to see her again. Rub it off and get on with your life. |
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| 2. | [Union Jake]-Off | ||
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A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together. Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.
Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage. |
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| 3. | (Insert name) Jerk Me Off! | ||
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1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today? Dan - Pretty good, you? Tia - not bad Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off! Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off! Eli - Hey you Sarah - me? Eli - Yeah Sarah - What do you want? Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off! |
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| 4. | jerk turd | ||
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The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock. I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.
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| 5. | chinking it up | ||
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To perform any action.
Depending on the tone of voice it is said in it can mean something extremely good or something that is extremely shitty. Example 1:
Guy : Hey man, have you been up to much? Joe : Not much, just been chinkin' it up on CS. Example 2: Joe : Did you see Tony last night chinking it up at Sarah's party? Guy : Yeah, what a cunt. |
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| 6. | dildomcjerkin | ||
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The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people. *strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin |
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| 7. | mac'ing off | ||
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when an apple customer gets excited about his new mac, and just can't contain himself... talk about an upgrade from a floppy drive to a hard disk. just make sure you keep the "sticky keys" option turned off. i walked into the apple store the other day and saw this group of nerdy guys in the corner mac'ing off to the new macbook pro...
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