jerumpkin

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.

I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.

jerumpkin by Antler* February 28, 2008

jerumpkin shrapnel 

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.

After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.

jerumpkin shrapnel by Antler* February 29, 2008

jerumpkano 

The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.

Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.

The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.

jerumpkano by Antler* February 29, 2008

Jorum 

an online jeep forum

Sorry to be such a homma but I have to go home and moderate a jorum

Jorum by Edjorum December 15, 2010

jerum 

a person who eats a lot of pizza but dosent like it, also never shares his food is mean and kicks people in the vagigi.

he likes to kick people and punch boobs

you are a jerum! you never share

jerum by bro stop May 10, 2022

Jorum 

Jorum (noun)
An unlikely word that a crossword solver constructs from the wordplay and crossing letters only to discover that it actually exists in the dictionary.

I’ve never come across “flibbertygibit” before. That’s a JORUM for me

Jorum by Fifteensquared February 18, 2025