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Jontavious 

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.
Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.
Jontavious by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016
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jewdacious 

adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc

or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)

Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdacious prick?

or

The Hebrew Hammer is one jewdacious beast.

I heard Jewdacious Z is playing tonight at the bank.
jewdacious by merriam-webstein March 15, 2008

Jerkacious 

When something or someone arouses you immensely or when something is deemed very exciting. The feeling of delight that one gets is comparable to masturbation.
-That girl's bubble butt is jerkacious!
-windows 7 is coming out tomorrow, that's jerkacious!
-The sound coming out of my Marshall is jerkacious!
Jerkacious by Vince n Mark October 31, 2009

Jontavious Q 

A really cool dude who has a Shlonky and Fucks ALLLL the bitches
Dude who heard what happened Jontavious Q fucked my mom and my grandma at the SAME time.
Jontavious Q by TOomp February 21, 2021

jawntacious 

Whilst hitting it from the back you lick your thumb and proceed with the "Jawntacious" act of inserting your thumb in her anus.
Damn big zbo your so jawntacious today
jawntacious by BIGZBO November 9, 2018

acrobashtulious jentavious

I left myacrobashtulious jentavious in the semen center

Janacious 

When you look ugly as fuck but you have people tolerate you
Ethan has never had a girlfriend but he still hangs out with all the girls because he is janacious
Janacious by Coldcuts2327 June 14, 2016