n. A blonde, baseball player who desperately wants to be in a relationship with his best friend but the feelings are not mutual. To get attention a jemiseed will make rude gestures and comments about the appearance of other girls and refuse to bathe. However, a jemiseed may occasionally make a kind gesture or comment towards his best friend, hoping that it will make her forget about all the other stupid shit that he most likely will do each hour. This attempt will always FAIL.
girl: I'm going out to lunch with my best friend for our usual thursday date.
friend: will he pay for you"
girl: of course! he's such a jemiseed.