Jelani 

This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world

Jelani “We are survivors and can overcome anything, Mighty Mouse”

Jelani by knownbeef March 24, 2021

JELANI KING 

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.

YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.

JELANI KING by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013

jelian

a wonderful young lady , who is funny and weird and sometimes a little annoying

wow she’s a jelian !

jelian by jelian May 6, 2018

Jewmando 

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

Jewmando by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

jerman 

A person who keeps stuff to them self and has a other person hidden inside them .great to talk to and very mysterious

Look over there I see a jerman

jerman by csucker9000 May 14, 2015

Jewmanitarian 

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

Jewmanitarian by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jelianne 

A sexy thick girl who is so fucking funny and is 100% girlfriend material. She gives the best hugs and she loves cuddles. Jelianne is the best twerker you will know and dancer. She is normally really nice and friendly but when you know her and she gets comfortable around you she gets more funny and sarcasm increases by 10000% she is also very weird and crazy.

Yo man you should get yourself a Jelianne she got all in one thick body

Jelianne by Asianeyes;)) August 18, 2018