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N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings. Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch. |
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A man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. He is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish. "Hey, Jason's girl cheated on him and now he's acting like a complete retard saying he has nothing to live for, he's become a real jellyfish."
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wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish. I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.
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A kind of faux five when you're going in to give someone a high five but quickly pull away, making your hand make jellyfish motions in the air while saying, "JELLYFISH!"
To add to the affect, apologize, then go in for a hug. When they go in for the hug also, pull back and make the jellyfish motions with your arms while saying, "JELLYFISH!" Known to be annoying as hell. Kaitie: OMG! Highfive!
Courtiney: JELLYFISH! Kaitie: ))): |
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A free-swimming aquatic creature. It starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.
Most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. They usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long. Pl. jellyfish Slang: various sex acts. Sometimes, during low tide, one sees jellyfish lining the shores.
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An adult male who has kept his hair long despite the fact the hair on top is now missing, creating the appearance of a gelatinous marine animal. That Steely Dan concert was jellyfish city.
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An adjective used to describe anything at all. Seriously, anything. It adapts to any situation, leaving people curious as to the meaning. It is meaningless, which makes it oh so meaningful.
(It's also a gnarls barkley sea creature that stings you and whatnot) Man, that slut is lookin totally jellyfish! Hell yeah!
I don't know, I felt like the yams were a little too jellyfish this year. |
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When a person puts a hand in for a high five, but just before the kill, the giver of the high five wriggles their hand away, and annoyingly shouts "jellyfish!" Jill went to high five Matt as congratulations, then she Jellyfished him.
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