cellulite or fat
I don't think you ready for this jelly.
(I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)
by Cricket September 08, 2003
Something that Beyonce & Co. don't think you're ready for.
Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
by lawnmowerman December 02, 2004
Another name for tranquillisers. Designed to reduce anxiety and promote calmness, relaxation and sleep. Can be used to substitute heroin.
Mark Renton from Trainspotting - "You could bring us some jellies"
by jims May 31, 2005
Back in the 60's, jelly was refering to pussy. Listen to the grateful dead song duprees diamond blues... "but that sweet, sweet, jelly's so good"
Judge said, "Son, I know your baby well,
But that's a secret I can never tell."
Dupree said, "Judge well it's well understood,
But you got to admit that sweet Jelly's so good."
by Grateful White June 28, 2005
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