This goes to the parents:
Please stop treating us like little five year olds with these stupid bracelets...let us learn what live is all about by letting us wear them to school each and every day... also, let us decide if wearing these bracelets are worth it or not because sooner or later we won't be living on our own in our own house and that means that you won't be there to tell us what to do so please let us learn the hard way what life is all about...
This is for the schools:
We aren’t trying to have sex at school, we aren’t trying to doing anything bad by wearing these jelly bracelets. We just are trying to look cuter, hotter, or trying to make a fashion statement by wearing them. So please don’t take our bill of rights away from us just because we feel it’s right to wear the bracelets or we like having them as a fashion statement…
This goes to the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:
We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of the Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the Untied States of America… Remember the constitutions Preamble… well, us teens are just trying to live by it the best we can but when one stupid person starts making a stupid “sex” game out of these bracelets it turns our lives inside out and people start thinking we are having sex when we wear them… well, some of us teens that wear them know right from wrong and us teens that do know right from wrong are just wearing them as a fashion statement not a way to earn sex for free from a few friends… so don’t worry you won’t have to ban these jelly bracelets anymore from the schools or from the United States at all because us teens out there that wore wearing these bracelets that are girls have stopped wearing them because people think that we are having us when we wear them and that’s something we want hanging on us for live…
This is what they mean to us kids these days at school:
Blue- bad girl
Orange- make out
Pink- no meaning
Clear- no meaning
Me: Well, I don't care if they mean a different color or not. I am still going to wear them to school or not.
Mom: If you do I will have to ground you from the computer for a week.
Me: Fine! I will take them off and not wear them to school. "Walks off and puts them into my backpack in my room. Then later puts them on when I get to school."
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above
Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.
Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.
::girl walks off::
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
White- flash your tits
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
gold-suck on any part of body
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.
The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
clear-whatever breaker wants
glow in the dark-use sex toys