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5.
when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.
My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.
by Bigg Eddo March 30, 2005
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1.
1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks
Doctor: "Jelly Baby?"
by Luke August 07, 2003
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2.
Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor
by Fredro February 09, 2004
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3.
Jellybaby: a nasty viral disease, commonly caught by nightclub staff on a weekly basis, causing nausia, vomiting and can in some cases lead to a total mental breakdown.

Symptoms include: arsehole punters, the selling of jellyshots and soiled beanbags.
I'm going to have to call in sick tonight for work, i've got a bad case of 'The Jellybaby'
by Nico DaSilva April 07, 2011
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4.
An english sweet. (Candy)
I thought I wuold have a Jelly baby with my tea
by john365 March 13, 2003
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6.
The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.
I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.
by The Jelly Baby Pirate January 06, 2011
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7.
The blob of semen that rises to the surface of a hot tub, specifically after anal sex.
Three fags are sitting in a Jacuzzi when a jellybaby pops up. The first one turns to the others and says, "Okay, girls, who farted?"

See also Santorum
by Alraune April 29, 2004
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