It is common among males, however not gender specific. Typically it is caused later in the night after the male drank a large amount of alcohol. Scientists have been able to prove that it can also be induced by other mind altering means and that women can fall victim to a similar disorder know as Whiskeyclit
.In some and rare cases it can be caused by consuming mass quantities of jello products while spending a prolonged period of time in front of a tv watching Bill Cosby reruns.
The Goose is loose, drank to much and can not perform because of jellocock