the jellinator is a jello shot making tool that enables you to make jello shots faster than you even thought possible. basically you can spend less time making them and more time consuming them.

When two very jiggly/obese people have sex, making a jello effect of their fat.

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A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

You have a bad case of the runs and you are banging your girl. When you are about to nut, your ass will involuntarily shoot out some squirts of diarrhea. You then mix your jizz and squirted diarrhea in your hands and hand it to your girlfriends face. All the while you are making the classic Bill Cosby face and saying: "There is always room for Chocolate Jello mmm mmm."

He's not good enough for you, but he acts as if he's too good for you. If you need a visual: roll around in bed with 20 lbs. of jello.

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.