desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

Jelliefishing 

When couples (especially online) portray their relationship to be perfect. This is especially applicable when the relationship is not perfect. (Like

"oh my god did you see that annoying couple on TikTok just posted a new video? They're totally jelliefishing"

Jelliefishing by airisarya April 23, 2022

jams and jellies 

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

jams and jellies by b. hanback June 25, 2009

jellineck page

A hopelessly amateurish website, designed for a paying client. From Strangers with Candy's Geoffrey Jellineck, an art teacher whose work was absolutely terrible.

If they're such a big company, why do they still have that jellineck page?

jellineck page by condour August 5, 2003

jellies 

Another name for tranquillisers. Designed to reduce anxiety and promote calmness, relaxation and sleep. Can be used to substitute heroin.

Mark Renton from Trainspotting - "You could bring us some jellies"

jellies by jims June 6, 2005

Launching The Jellies 

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.

"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|

Launching The Jellies by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023