1b) 1.christmas! ( omg are you serious)
2.thanksgiving! (code name: turkey: because they belive we worship the turkey!! again OMG!)
3.halloween! ( Demons!! Demons!!)
4.Birthdays!! (yes birthdays!! so whats are still 7 dude it's been 30 years!!?!)( don't do birthdays because someone died on that day!!)
5.any and all government hoildays! ( so on laborday your ass better be at work!!)
2) JW's also are known for knocking on your door!, and trying to ""save your soul"" (on saturdays) and PO people on there day off!! they hand out pamphlets on the ending of the world. (what a way to start your day.)
4) also a from of hide-n-go seek!!( HIDE there coming down the street!!)
paul: yeah!...what is that!
steve:...... O shit!! its those jehovah's wittness! kill the lights!!
paul: damnit i think they saw me!
steve: paul i'm scared
JW's:*knock knock knock* we saw yo ass. we aint leavin till you open the door!!