stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)
i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding
Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.
Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"