| 1. | Jeffk | ||
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Something Awful's old advice columnist/video game mogul, best known for his absolute ineptitude when it comes to spelling correctly. Jeff K would type something like, "Wow, what a great tasting sandwich you made" to "WOW, WAHT A GRET TASTIGN SADNWITCH YUO MAED!!!!!!" We don't see Jeff that much anymore on SA. I wonder where he has gone to. YES YUO MAY MAKE A WEBPAEG TO WORSHIP JEFF K TEH CYCLOPES WHO IS 40 FEET
TALLS AND SHOTS FIRES LASARS FROM HIS EYE WHICH DOES NOT CAUSE DISORIENtATION OR LOSS OPF DEPTH PERCEPTAIN UNLIKE WHAT COMMAN MEDICAL THEORY DICTATES!!!! |
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| 2. | Jeff K. | ||
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Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA. "All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"
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| 3. | Jeff Carris Problem (JCP) | ||
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World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options. For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.
"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP." Jeff Carris Problem (JCP) |
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| 4. | The 'k' Trap | ||
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When having a conversation with someone via text message and you happen to piss that person off so bad that they only reply with the letter 'k' for 2 or more messages. Note: One may use 'K.' for more effect. Tom: Did she forgive you last night?
Jeff: Nah, I got caught in the 'k' trap |
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| 5. | Dookieshit | ||
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The substance that covers all swords that you order from the company BUD K. Dookieshit is an oily substance that smells worse than shit, thus calling it Dookieshit. This Viking Sword you just bought from Bud K is covered in dookieshit dude.
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| 6. | K.I. Rippin | ||
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To unleash hell on those that oppose you
Dirty South Krucial Insanity Did you hear about that fight Anthony had...He was K.I. Rippin
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| 7. | shit swap | ||
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A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both. "Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling "A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice. |
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