| 1. | Jeet Jet? | ||
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Pittsburghese. A smashed-up version of "Did you eat yet?" Would not be notable other than for the fact that I've actually seen this phrase, written just this way, in local restaraunt advertisements surrounding Pittsburgh.
See also jeet "Jeet Jet?"
"...What? Say that slower." |
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| 2. | Rednecks | ||
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(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF) A Redneck: -May or may not attend a KKK meeting -Shoots trespassers on sight -Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do -Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters -Loves NASCAR -Lynchs black people -Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK -Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas -Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks -Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory" -Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife -Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet? NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew? I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!" Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!" NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?" Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!" NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!" Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!" |
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| 3. | Jeet Jet? | ||
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The butchering of the phrase "Did you eat yet?" by Pittsburghers. It's so horrible how we do this. Person A: Jeet jet?
Person B: No, j'oo? |
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| 4. | jeto | ||
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the reincarnation of bruce lee, jackie chan, jet li and chuck norris all bundled into one awesome package!
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| 5. | jet faging | ||
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the act of using a jet pack on halo to kill other players from the sky thus resulting is a cheap kill that anyone who knows how to shoot and use the jet pack to kill yo man theres a bunch of kids on slayer jet fagging the crap out of me its really getting annoying when they keep on jet faging
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| 6. | JKD | ||
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Jeet Kune Do JKD is short for Jeet Kune Do
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| 7. | Pittsburghese | ||
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The accent, slang, and verbal shorthand of someone born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. One of the most annoying dialects on the face of the earth. Pittsburghese comes in part from speaking more quickly than normal, producing slurs such as the infamous "Jeet jet?" Some butcherings of people's names:
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Anthony = An-duh-nee Aphrotide = Aff-ur-die-tee or Aff-ur-dyte Barb = Boorb Bonnie = Bwaw-nee Carol = Curl Cheryl = Surl Don = Dawn Jennifer = Jinn-uh-fur Lawrence = Lah-rinse Lemieux (as in the beloved Pittsburgher Mario Lemieux) = Lah-muu Terry = Teary Some butcherings of regular words: Acoustic = Ah-cue-stick Afghan = Af-uh-gahn Aluminum = Al-oo-num-in Arthritis = Arth-er-eye-tis Beautiful = Byew-dee-fuhl Breakfast = Breff-iss Downtown = Dahn-tahn Doughnut = Doe-nit Error = Ear Field = Filld Flexible = Flex-uh-kul Garage = Gaarj Hour = Ahr House = Hahs Ignorant = Ig-nurnt Interesting = In-ur-es-tin Lousy = Lah-see Legal = Liggle Natural = Nachurl Out = Aht Pretty = Priddy Quart = Coort Refridgerator = Frige-dare Regular = Reg-uh-lur Steelers = Stillers Technical = Tet-ni-kal Wash = Worsh You = Yinz Some words that don't exist outside of Pittsburgh: Abeast--Slang for "fat", probably derives from "obese" Allergayney Whitefish--This is what we say when we see a condom floating down any river, particularly the Allegheny Aloose--Untied Ascared--To be afraid of something Babushka--Scarf worn on the head to keep "aht" the cold Bitzle--Dirt particle Bumbershoot--An umbrella Burm--Side, usually of a road Cawnur Lady--Prostitute Chipped-chopped or Chipchop--Very thinly sliced, usually pertaining to meat Cucky or Cucka-cucka--Revolting; can also refer to a gooey substance Flustrated--Not ... |
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