similar to the 'punchbug' game but using only jeeps.
each jeep called on the opponent in the game is worth one point. with the exception of blue jeeps which are worth 2 points. unless if its dj's jeep then you get 10 points, and if you can catch him you get 20.
jeep trucks are worth 10 points because they are rare. blue jeep trucks are worth 15.
jeep strollers are worth 3 points.
calling a jeep involves yelling the word jeep when you see one and then poking your opponent within 25 seconds of calling a jeep.
double jeeping is the most offensive thing you can do in this game. it involves calling a jeep on your opponent that has already been called on you. you lose 25 points.
wrongly jeeping involves calling a jeep on your opponent that is not actually a jeep. it causes you to be out of the game for 25 minutes. during this period others can jeep you but you cannot jeep others.
there is never really a winner to this game. even though certain jeep fuckers think they win for that. it really just makes them into a whore.
person 2: DAMN it !!
person 2: wait thats not really a jeep! your out for 25 minutes
person 1: FUCK!
person 2: JEEP!
person 1: hey i jeeped you on that one 2 minutes ago! you just DOUBLE JEEPED ME!! you lose 25 points!
person 2: fuck.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)
Jeep. Have fun out there.