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the most amazingly fun game on the face of the planet.

similar to the 'punchbug' game but using only jeeps.

each jeep called on the opponent in the game is worth one point. with the exception of blue jeeps which are worth 2 points. unless if its dj's jeep then you get 10 points, and if you can catch him you get 20.

jeep trucks are worth 10 points because they are rare. blue jeep trucks are worth 15.

jeep strollers are worth 3 points.

calling a jeep involves yelling the word jeep when you see one and then poking your opponent within 25 seconds of calling a jeep.

double jeeping is the most offensive thing you can do in this game. it involves calling a jeep on your opponent that has already been called on you. you lose 25 points.

wrongly jeeping involves calling a jeep on your opponent that is not actually a jeep. it causes you to be out of the game for 25 minutes. during this period others can jeep you but you cannot jeep others.

there is never really a winner to this game. even though certain jeep fuckers think they win for that. it really just makes them into a whore.
person 1: JEEP BLUE!!

person 2: DAMN it !!

person 2: wait thats not really a jeep! your out for 25 minutes

person 1: FUCK!

person 2: JEEP!

person 1: hey i jeeped you on that one 2 minutes ago! you just DOUBLE JEEPED ME!! you lose 25 points!

person 2: fuck.
by jeepkid September 30, 2006
 
1.
The most kickass vehicle on the face of the planet. Will go anywhere when properly equpped. Will crush little rice-boys no problem.
THat Jeep ZJ just ramped that Honda!!
by GO AMERICA!! April 03, 2003
 
2.
A Jeep,not a car,not a truck,but a Jeep
You call my Jeep a car one more time,I'll kick your ass fuckstick!
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
 
3.
A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.
<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
by Mark Shackelford May 15, 2007
 
4.
The vehicle that kicks any broncos ass
Jeeps Rule and Bronco drivers are gay!
by lvl September 15, 2003
 
5.
Small, efficient, 4x4 vehicle weighing in at less than 2500lbs with enough torque to pull a broken Hummer or 1/2-1 ton pickup truck out of a deep mudhole that made the mistake of thinking that they could keep up with a Jeep.
False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)
24hrs must pass before a person may be considered missing, longer if they own a Jeep.
Jeep. Have fun out there.
by Harry_Gooch July 12, 2009
 
6.
etymology: The word jeep does originate as a shortening of the abbreviation "G.P." to the single syllable "Jeep". However, "G.P." is not an abbreviation for "General Purpose" as is commonly believed. The original vehicle designation used by the manufacturer (Ford) for the military "Jeep" was GPW, where G denotes that it was a government vehicle, P denotes that it has an 80" wheelbase (Ford used letters to denote increasing wheelbase; "A" being the narrowest) and W denoting that it was the Willys design.
Ford Motor Company produced Jeeps for the U.S. Government between 1942 and 1945.
by WadeW November 30, 2004
 
7.
acronym; Just Empty Every Pocket, used by offroaders driving vehicles of make similar to word originally manufactured by AMC or more recently by Daimler-Chrysler.
My paycheck goes directly to my Jeep.
by bull April 07, 2003