Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.
1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.
2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!
3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!
4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?
god of ganja
jeef says "the future is green"
Cannabis, pot, weed, grass, joy sticks, reefer, boo, smoke, dope.
Can you get me some jeef?
To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.
Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?
Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.
A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.
Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.
A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior
First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef
, my friend.
First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted