2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!
3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!
4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.
First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!