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1.
jed
a guy who is so vicious you cannot comprehend his viciousness. he kicks so much ass that he is an ass kickin machine and all the ladies come flockin to honey. jed is the master, the one ruler of all! he is the one man able to kick ass on a daily basis, and he could bang your mom so quick, she wouldnt know where the intense pleasure came from! to simplify, jed is the master biatch!!!!!!
Wow man, i sure wish i could be jed! he sure is cool! i wish i had the mad bitches jed gets!!!
by bob April 14, 2004
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Jed
A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed,
But one day as he was shooting at some food,
Up from the ground came a bubbling crude. (Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.)
Jed was the main character of The Beverly Hillbillies.
by Nat Rator June 18, 2004
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Jed
man ho who gets mad if u dont send him pictures of your boobs way more into sluts. has the ugliest face in the world, and can often be compared to sewer water. has hillbilly accent and smells like farm, smoke, and jerky.
Milly:Jed is such a douche.
Trissy:He smells like dirty farm.
Satie (the slut): YEEEAH BUT I WANNA SHOW HIM MY BOOOBS!

HES A LOSER.
by immmabanditwithaloottacashh January 15, 2009
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jed
Tall guy with long hair and beard, who wears a large overcoat no matter what the weather. Based at New Street but known nationally. Favourite saying "What was on the Brighton"
Jed, you're a ned!
by Broomster June 29, 2003
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Jed
Australian Definition:

1. Geek
2. Nerd
3. Someone who focuses intensely on a hobby. (i.e. Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars, Guitar, pretty much anything that the accuser finds stupid or not worthy of time)
Man, Anthony is such a jed, all he does is play with his barbie doll collection.

Thomas scored 98% on his exam, what a fucking jed, man.
by Ivonin December 12, 2007
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Jed
A lightweight, sissy, girly man who likes to do pedicures and loves to french braid girls' hair. A Jed typically reads Cosmo magazine in his free time and loves to shop for new the latest antiques.
"Did you see that girl with those antiques?"

"No, that was just a Jed. Check out his fantastic pedicure!"
by Jedalicious April 25, 2009
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27.
jed
a humanoid
apparently before jed had left us he wrote some poems
by Jimmy August 20, 2003
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28.
jed
common slang used by intellegent lads from the school of Riverview to indicate the imbreedity of their mates
chaffey is a jed. Jed is a chaffey
by carey April 21, 2003
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