Top Definition
jed
a guy who is so vicious you cannot comprehend his viciousness. he kicks so much ass that he is an ass kickin machine and all the ladies come flockin to honey. jed is the master, the one ruler of all! he is the one man able to kick ass on a daily basis, and he could bang your mom so quick, she wouldnt know where the intense pleasure came from! to simplify, jed is the master biatch!!!!!!
Wow man, i sure wish i could be jed! he sure is cool! i wish i had the mad bitches jed gets!!!
by bob April 14, 2004
Jed
1) A first class faggot lady boy who bums his rabbit

2) A dead cats tail that has been skinned and cooked in soup

3) Incestuous man
"Poor Fudge, someone anally raped him"
"Must have been a Jed"
by jedisthebest June 12, 2013
Juvenile Erectile Disfunction, enough said
Jed has been recently diagnosed with JEDs
by Orangeman February 20, 2008
Being Jealous; a hater; envious
Keisha: Hey Aiesha, your hair looks too through. Why did you get your hair like that anyway?

Aiesha: Aww Keisha, don't be J'ed. You can have your hair look like this also if you took the time to go the the Shop to get it done.
by Dee July 23, 2004
Jed
A male child who resembles a cabbage patch doll.
OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A JED. TOTAL JED ALERT.
by TeamJesus August 04, 2012
Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities

Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"
by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009
Jed
A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed,
But one day as he was shooting at some food,
Up from the ground came a bubbling crude. (Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.)
Jed was the main character of The Beverly Hillbillies.
by Nat Rator June 18, 2004
Pl. Jeds
A slang term used to desribe a person who has sexual/intimate relations with their cousins and possibly other close family members. Today, it is commonly used to describe people who have no social skills, are unintelligent or just look stupid. Its origins come from a large, wealthy private school that was large enough to form its own upper class suburb in the north shore of Sydney, Australia.
"Stop spooning your cousin you jed!"

Person one: "Hey Andy I don't think i'll go out on saturday night 'cause I have to watch the third season of Gossip Girl."
Person Two: "Seriously, you are such a jed."
by Anon1991_2010 June 16, 2010

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