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1. Jeck
New Zealand Pronounciation of "Jack"
Eh Jeck, while yer off tramping cood ya bring es some mulk and eygs?
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2. masterdate
n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.
3. THE Macgyver
While a female is jerking off a male she discovers there no other lubrication around and chooses to use her own vaginal juices to assist in lubricaion in the jeck off session.
Honey do you have any lube? No. She then wipes her vagina and uses the acquired juice as lube and thus used The Macgyver.
4. Shizzzz
Cutting yourself off on, for the of purpose being a dick.
dude 1: So what's going on man?

dude 2: While recently I-shizzzz,
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