look up any word, like yeet:
 
15.
jeb
A noun used to describe a stupid, moronic customer who does everything wrong, is unprepared, then blames you, the sales associate/bank teller, when you take too long, mess up his transaction, don't bend, break or change the rules to suit him, or otherwise don't preform to his standards.
"That guy is such a jeb! He expected me to give him money out of an account that his name is not listed on!!"
by The Lizinator November 29, 2007
 
1.
jeb
Jeb: commonly used in reference to ones bell end.
also can be used to insult/describe someone and their jebtastic abilites
That chav over there is such a jeb!
by scotty! April 23, 2006
 
2.
a womans breasts.
used commonly by belfastians.
'jebs on her'
'qwere seta jebs'
by Trimble December 16, 2004
 
3.
jeb
This word can be used for anything as long as you know how to use it.
What the jeb?

Are you jebbin me?

Are u a fucking jeb?

Just jebbing around.

Jebbin off

^you get the idea
by Jeb Bender March 06, 2008
 
4.
Jeb
This Word Can ANYTHING.....You just gotta put it in the right context!
Jeb Off!!!

Ahh you can be such a JEB sometimes

Wuu2? .......Nm Just Jebbin off.

^^ You get the drift of it!
by Sojisojisoji June 13, 2010
 
5.
jeb
Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.
Get your jeb out!

You're such a jebend / jebsac

I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese

Jebjeb!
by Thomas Jebberson September 04, 2007
 
6.
Jeb
Noun. 3.5 (three and one half) grams of cocaine. Often referred to as an eight ball.
"Hey the dealer just called me back, how much should I get?"
"3 Jeb's please."
"3 Jeb's? You're going to be pretty depressed tomorrow."
by NSM & WMK August 23, 2007
 
7.
(n.) Filipino slang for poop, crap, stool, feces. a.k.a. tae
Ang laki ng jebs mo pards! (dude, you crap's humongous!)

My secret weight loss diet? 3 J's man, I jog, I jebs, I jackol! lol
by eeenvy January 20, 2011