jeb
A noun used to describe a stupid, moronic customer who does everything wrong, is unprepared, then blames you, the sales associate/bank teller, when you take too long, mess up his transaction, don't bend, break or change the rules to suit him, or otherwise don't preform to his standards.
"That guy is such a jeb! He expected me to give him money out of an account that his name is not listed on!!"
by The Lizinator November 29, 2007
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jeb
Jeb: commonly used in reference to ones bell end.
also can be used to insult/describe someone and their jebtastic abilites
That chav over there is such a jeb!
by scotty! April 23, 2006
a womans breasts.
used commonly by belfastians.
'jebs on her'
'qwere seta jebs'
by Trimble December 16, 2004
jeb
This word can be used for anything as long as you know how to use it.
What the jeb?

Are you jebbin me?

Are u a fucking jeb?

Just jebbing around.

Jebbin off

^you get the idea
by Jeb Bender March 06, 2008
Jeb
Jeb is similar to the "village idiot", but is actually noted for being the village bitch. He excels in bitchiness, especially when talking about nickel back. He loves to complain and ruin other people's day for absolutely no reason at all, and gets irritated for the smallest things. However, since men don't have periods, he is simply a bitch. Jeb is not to be confused with the other connotation of "bitch" (as in whipped), which is commonly denoted with the word Jett
"Dude I think your penis fell off; you're being a Jeb again"
by Nickelbackfurlyfe April 24, 2015
Jeb
This Word Can ANYTHING.....You just gotta put it in the right context!
Jeb Off!!!

Ahh you can be such a JEB sometimes

Wuu2? .......Nm Just Jebbin off.

^^ You get the drift of it!
by Sojisojisoji June 13, 2010
(n.) Filipino slang for poop, crap, stool, feces. a.k.a. tae
Ang laki ng jebs mo pards! (dude, you crap's humongous!)

My secret weight loss diet? 3 J's man, I jog, I jebs, I jackol! lol
by eeenvy January 20, 2011
Jeb
A short handsome man with an incredibly large penis who is always the life of the party(usually hated on by men of larger stature). A man who is charasmatic and can use his charm and humor to obtain whatever he desires including your girlfriend.
I was talking to this really hot girl until this jeb came over and stole her from me. When going to talk to women is always good to have a Jeb as your wingman.
by Mini Pimp February 18, 2010

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