Jeb
Noun. 3.5 (three and one half) grams of cocaine. Often referred to as an eight ball.
"Hey the dealer just called me back, how much should I get?"
"3 Jeb's please."
"3 Jeb's? You're going to be pretty depressed tomorrow."
by NSM & WMK August 23, 2007
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jeb
Jeb: commonly used in reference to ones bell end.
also can be used to insult/describe someone and their jebtastic abilites
That chav over there is such a jeb!
by scotty! April 23, 2006
a womans breasts.
used commonly by belfastians.
'jebs on her'
'qwere seta jebs'
by Trimble December 16, 2004
jeb
This word can be used for anything as long as you know how to use it.
What the jeb?

Are you jebbin me?

Are u a fucking jeb?

Just jebbing around.

Jebbin off

^you get the idea
by Jeb Bender March 06, 2008
Jeb
Jeb is similar to the "village idiot", but is actually noted for being the village bitch. He excels in bitchiness, especially when talking about nickel back. He loves to complain and ruin other people's day for absolutely no reason at all, and gets irritated for the smallest things. However, since men don't have periods, he is simply a bitch. Jeb is not to be confused with the other connotation of "bitch" (as in whipped), which is commonly denoted with the word Jett
"Dude I think your penis fell off; you're being a Jeb again"
by Nickelbackfurlyfe April 24, 2015
Jeb
This Word Can ANYTHING.....You just gotta put it in the right context!
Jeb Off!!!

Ahh you can be such a JEB sometimes

Wuu2? .......Nm Just Jebbin off.

^^ You get the drift of it!
by Sojisojisoji June 13, 2010
(n.) Filipino slang for poop, crap, stool, feces. a.k.a. tae
Ang laki ng jebs mo pards! (dude, you crap's humongous!)

My secret weight loss diet? 3 J's man, I jog, I jebs, I jackol! lol
by eeenvy January 20, 2011
jeb
Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.
Get your jeb out!

You're such a jebend / jebsac

I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese

Jebjeb!
by Thomas Jebberson September 04, 2007

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