Top Definition
the sluttiest of all sluts. usually wears frizzy hair in a side pony while sporting dirty sweat pants and plano hoodies. this bitch will give you whatever you want, but watch your back, her dad is cheaves aka chief eaves. while sneaking into her house to bone her, make sure the door is locked because her mom will walk in on you two and send you to jail and make you move 60 miles away for "rape"
"Damn, I totally fucked Jeaves last night."

"Dude, I hit that shit when she was like..6."

"Jeaves called me over the other night for some late night raunchy sex."

"Yeah, I was leaving her house right as you were coming over. Watch out for that roast beef, it'll getcha."
by chief eaves May 09, 2008

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