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A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.

Josing can be defined as the following:

1. Serving time in jail or prison.

2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.

3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."

(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."

(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
Josing by BR Phat March 4, 2013
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(1)-v. The act of creating, participating in, or spreading a conspiracy theory, especially one which would be found in conservative/right-wing circles;
(2)-adj. Akin to a conspiracy of ridiculous proportions, as would be put forward by the John Birch Society (JBS), Robert Welch's far-right anti-communist society.
(1)
Jill: "Did you catch Robert's grandmother yesterday? She was talking like Goldwater had won in '64. I guess LBJ must have hidden all those votes."
Jane: "Girl, she was just JBS-ing!"

(2)
David: "Did you hear that lecture on global warming yesterday?"
John: "Dude, global warming is so a government project...don't you know about the weather machine in DC?"
David: "That is so JBS-ing"
JBS-ing by Ryan Mulvey August 5, 2008
Related Words
To steal your friend bae
Hey mate, have you seen the JSing he pulled on Phil?
Yeah man, it was uncalled. What a dumbass
JSing by Love my Daddy December 6, 2016
Jusing is an act preformed upon a man who as pushed past sexual exhaustion to the point where achieving an erection is almost impossible. It is when the partner lays between the man's legs and preforms oral sex on the flaccid penis. Sucking it to the back of the throat like a gummy worm and then continuing sucking motions like your swallowing liquid after sucking through a straw. During this act it is also recommended to be attentive to the scrotum, perineum and, If he is comfortable with it, the anus and prostate. Using mouth, tongue, hands and anything else consented to for pleasure. Kissing affectionately between the thighs, from anus to pelvis and everywhere in between.
I thought we were done and then she got down and started jusing me.
Jusing by MissJusxox July 14, 2022
The act of nervously scratching and picking at one's face as if craving crack.
Bro, check out O.N., he hasn't hit the pipe in two days and he's totally jibsing out.
JIBSING by itchy&scratchy February 18, 2017
Jellybean, or (jb) for short. is the new, best, cool, most l337 way to say "Masturbate"

Hey yulia it has been 20 minutes now on msn since you last responded.. OH WTF! i bet your jbing with your ruler again arnt you?

jbing by Kaetzchen der liebe April 27, 2008

Jasing on a willi-ams 

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick
I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.