Dude 2: John Smith, but you can just call me J Smits
Dude 1: Did you just jbiebsify your name? Get out of my house mo fo!
To jbiebsify your name:
1) take the first letter of your first name
2) take the first syllable of your last name, and pluralize it
"You should jbiebsify it."
"Congratulations! Now you can surround yourself in a world of teen angst."
"Yea dawg... I hate the biebs..."