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One who's status is equivalent to that of an ass clown. One who thinks he's a "baller" but isn't. A person who doesn't throw down. One who rebells against their parents for no apparent reason. A person who makes it rain only when he says "mashiv haruach umorid hageshem".

I can't wait for "Jballer" to go back to UMD.
by Sean (AKA "the baller") August 15, 2007

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