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The coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. Though not a guitar for the masses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.)

The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.
A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?

B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.

A: Nice!
by Alan Orth October 14, 2006
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A person who in a sense is a hipster. He also enjoys the sound of jazz and is a pussy cocksucking bitch.
Me-"Why the fuck do you like jazz Calvin?"
Calvin(Jazzmaster)-"Because its soothing when your blowing a guy."
by TWISTEDDILL December 03, 2010
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