jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jizzerbation 

The act of masturbating using the seminal fluid from your previous masturbation as lubrication for masturbating again.

Jizzerbation is the best when you're still horny after jacking off and haven't cleaned up the mess yet.

jizzerbation by BenisTime February 22, 2011

Jazzurbation 

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.

To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.

Jazzurbation by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015

jizzeration 

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.

This is my jizzeration rag.

jizzeration by Jizz king July 25, 2018