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1. Jayercake
Hybrid word used to describe a single individual called Jay in the north west area of London, England. The origins of the name dates back to around 2004 - 2005, and is an amalgam of the words Jaffa Cake and the british gangster flick Layercake featuring the current James Bond Daniel Craig (see think, thank, thonk). The Jaffa Cake (a popular biscuit-cum-cake bought in droves in Britain) part of the name Jayercake is due to the fact Jay is a constant user of his beloved Ultrabronze sunbed, thus giving him a heavily orange skin looking appearance.
The Layercake of the name Jayercake simply comes from the fact the inventors were watching Layercake during a heavy discussion of Jay.
Jayercake's characteristics include lust for money at the expense of others (he runs a Thai-Boxing, ex Gymnasium, of which he heavily extorts and persuades his customers who are mostly at the age 10 - 14 to purchase his inadequate 'goods'), his tendency to put on a fake cockney accent (see mockney) to entice potential business (also to have known to have done the same with the typical Jamaican accent), his dangerously orange skin, having a leather effect most of which around his anterior neck area due to his relentless sunbed usage, his annoying and irritating faux-surprised look everytime he greets a customer/potential victim, glasses at the end of his carrot-like nose, pesto-sm...
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2. Jayercake
Hybrid word used to describe a single individual called Jay (sirname unknown) in Burnt Oak, the North West area of London, England. The origins of the name date back to around 2004 - 2005, and is an amalgam of the words Jaffa Cake and the British gangster flick Layercake, featuring the current James Bond, Daniel Craig (see think, thank, thonk). The Jaffa Cake (a popular biscuit-cum-cake bought in droves in Britain) part of the name Jayercake is due to the fact Jay is a constant user of his beloved Ultrabronze sunbed, giving his reptillian-like skin an icredibly orange hue.
The Layercake part of the name Jayercake simply comes from the fact that the originators were watching Layercake during a heavy and deep discussion of Jay.
Jayercake's characteristics include (but are not exclusive to): lust for money at the expense of others (he runs a Thai-Boxing, ex Gymnasium, of which he heavily extorts and persuades his customers who are mostly at the age 10 - 14 to purchase his inadequate 'goods'), his tendency to put on a fake cockney accent (see mockney) to entice potential business (also to have known to have done the same with the typical Rastafarian Jamaican accent), his dangerously orange skin, creating a leather effect around his anterior neck area due to his relentless usage on his beloved Ultrabronze sunbed,...
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