Guy 2: Noice!
Guy 1: Nah dude, I got Jay'ed.
Guy 2: Shit, yo, that bites.
Guy 1: Have you ever got Jay'ed before?
Guy 2: Yes :(
A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'