naked as a jaybird 

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

naked as a jaybird by Light Joker July 7, 2007

king jaybird 

Absolute unit and a fucking king

bro everyone loves king jaybird

king jaybird by johnny uofhd October 29, 2020

jaybird 

a Deep South term from the 1960s and before which means approximately: fool, bastard, jerk, jackass, silly twit, silly billy, doofus, goofball, goof-off, layabout, delinquent, lazy bum, gadabout, joker, popinjay, etc. This word is almost always meant as an affectionate insult among friends, and doesn't carry much wallop. Cf. huckleberry and jackleg.

"You had all day long to mow the lawn and put on some clean clothes, son, and you haven't done a thing. You're such a jaybird." (said with a smile)

jaybird by Zanton July 15, 2009

The Captain Jaybird 

recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"

That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird

The Captain Jaybird by dirtyjaybird85 March 10, 2011

Jaybird 

A cannabis joint.

"What you doin after work?"

"Just chillin with a few jaybirds."

Jaybird by danw1988 August 18, 2009

JayBird 

Another name for the sex god Jay McGuiness from The Wanted given to him from the fabulous people known as the #TWFanmily.

OMG did you see that picture of JayBird that was put on twitter last night?

JayBird by Selina Sykes September 30, 2012

as naked as a jaybird 

naked

Kayla was naked as a jaybird in the shower.

as naked as a jaybird by gorilla0628 November 22, 2013