A very very very awesome neoextender... who buys Cruiser's for all of his work wives. He rides low with the top down, heated seats, with a hot redhead riding shotgun. He wears steel gray scrubs with a zipper and a button on the back. He's always equipped with a baby blanket to wipe down Cara when she's wet. He's good for a shoulder rub when the shit hits the fan... and makes coming to work a little bit easier.
I love me some Jawadicle....he makes life at work so much more tolerable.