| 1. | jaw-job | ||
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same as a blow-job but performed by a 'Barbie's Ken'-looking individual or preferebly blond american sporty guy similar to those appearing on CK and RL posters that dude would be perfect for a jaw-job!!!
yeah, he's awesomly fabulous! |
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| 2. | slobber jaw | ||
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when an old lady gives you head and doesn't have any teeth so the dick just rolls around creating alot of slobber that tend to run out the mouth/jaw Larry: "the old lady at the nursing home went to town on my dick she gave me the ol' Slobber Jaw"
Mark: "just like mom use to make" |
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| 3. | cunt jaw | ||
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when your jaw gets tight and soar after going down on a girl for too long. it shouldn't take that long. maybe you should take a breather, let her bear the burden for a bit. Then your cunt jaw will get better and you'll get a blow job; everybody wins! Person: "what happened to your eye?"
Guy: "My girlfriend punched me in the face because I couldn't get her off." Person: "That sucks." Guy: "The worst part is I've got fucking terrible cunt jaw." |
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| 4. | cock jaw | ||
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the affliction caused by extended cock sucking; symptoms include painful jaw, aching temples, numbed lips, and rug burned tongue. I sucked his dick so long I got the cock jaw.
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| 5. | Lock Job | ||
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When a bitch is givin' you head and she gets lock jaw. To get your dick out of her mouth you knee her in the face to break her jaw. Although not necessary, you should finish by busting in her face. Head is always best when its a lock job.
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| 6. | Job Breaker | ||
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Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job. Bitch had a tatt on her neck and a stud on her forehead and it was definitely a job breaker.
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| 7. | Snake-job | ||
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While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig. Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’ Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’ Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’ Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’ Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’ |
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