Idiot: "This girl was sucking me off and ended up cutting my shaft with her teeth. Proceeded to anal, the next day my entire dick was like a jaundice-y greenish yellow color. Turns out, bacteria from her poo got into the open cut and infected my entire johnson."
Guy: "Dude, you got jaundeuce."
Guy: "Dude, you got jaundeuce."
by yes_he_could_be_an_idiot March 26, 2014
When you get a cut on your dick somehow, then you fuck a chick in the butt, and the next day your dick is yellow and green with infection.
by elStv March 26, 2014