a mixture of jizz and shat. like when something amazes you.
"holy shit! that song was badass. i just jat myself!"
1.) JAT (pronounced "hat"): the act of laughing hard, to the point of producing phlegm. Reminiscent of Ralph Kramden (the Honeymooners).
2.) Jose Carlos Abril laughing uncontrollably; possibly spurting whatever he's drinking out from his nose.
3.) Simple, wholehearted, innocent laughter, having nothing at all to do with either jizz or defecation.
"I JAT whatever a squirrel passes by...I sometimes JAT three times a day, JAT JAT JAT!...Oops!"
vb. to jat oneself - when one is so sexually excited that they simultaneously ejaculate and defecate, (etymology: a cross between jizzed and shat)
"man, that Stacey Slater is so fit when I see her I pure jat myself"
"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"
Jat is a word which signifies that the person was just owned, destroyed, humiliated, embarrassed, or outright made a bitch. It is done with a patting motion of the hand, the arm extended fully if possible, toward the subject of the Jat, be it oneself or someone else. The hand is waved up and down multiple times while saying Jat.
"Holy shit I just got owned on my test."
"Oh fuck I think I lost my wallet."
"I asked a girl out last night - she told me to fuck off."
"Just about the sex." Although professing more, a relationship that never evolves outside the bedroom. Often one or both partners are in other relationships, but continue because the sex is terrific.
"She is a great girl but really its JATS"
Pronounced "JUT" Derived from the Cape Coloured word Majat (South Africa). Used to describe something that is of poor quality. Mainly used to describe poor quality weed.
i.e. I bought a bankie from the car guard on 10th avenue, it was jat and full of seeds!
A single Jatz biscuit.
I devoured the entire box of Jatz, one Jat at a time.