A product that is being sold as new but in reality is used or refurbished
"I bought this thing online as new, but it came with all these scratches and markings all over it!"

"You must have bought a jasper."
by hocusxpocus August 24, 2009
A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.
OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN
by jasper's best friend July 14, 2009
Rookie, one that does not know. Beginner. Taken from the TV series "Rawhide"
"That Jasper got us in more trouble than it's worth".
by loborun January 11, 2009
A fly honey,sexy woman or girl.
Can also be used as Jaspy Jasp.
"Check out that little Jasper."

"That's a nice little Jaspy Jasp."
by Dan Solo June 04, 2005
He's the Douche bag Ghost.
Guy: How there, Casper.

Jasper drop the guy's pants down.

Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.

The wake

Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.

Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.

People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.

Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.

Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
by iPhoneiTouch1 July 23, 2009
A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.
Whats Jasper doing to that bear.
by jasmannoan March 30, 2009
A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.
Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 06, 2005

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