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A nice, sweet, funny, girl who is trustworthy and always has a smile.
Hey look its Jasper, she always has a smile on her face.
by Smile More :) November 16, 2016
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Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.
Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.
by Iowa dogg June 21, 2005
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To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.
"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"
by eraserhead1977 October 20, 2007
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1)The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman. He is commonly mistaken for the definiton "To perform a sex act on a coworker or usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends." He doesnt do that. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.

2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.
1a) That Jasper is such a nice boy!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!

2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!
by MercyT September 30, 2010
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slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.
Yo man, pass me another Jasper.

Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?
by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010
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1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp
I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.
by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2011
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A prison term used as slang for a black lesbian in the 1970's and -80's. It is uncommon today.
"I have no problem with being a dyke, but I still feel utter revulsion the second I hear the word 'jasper'"
by Axel Edgren September 03, 2005
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