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Guy: How there, Casper.

Jasper drop the guy's pants down.

Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.

The wake

Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.

Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.

People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.

Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.

Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
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Everyone's true love, but don't hug him.
Woah! That's definitely a Jasper!
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1) Males from Denmark who refuse to drink American beer
1) I ordered a Sam Adams and its expensive so don't be a Jasper
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A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.
OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN
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Human sex-balls. Danglies.
"Open wide darlin', I've got a hankering to dunk my jaspers!"
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The kind of guy that tries to fling a rubber band at you and fails and hits himself in the face
no one wants to be a jasper.
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A guy who tends to be gay with blonde hair.
When two males like eachother they are Jasper
by Robert Pluto July 02, 2016
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