Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!