A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.
Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...
Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...
Jason is a beautiful, smart, athletic, perfect, amazing, drop dead beautiful, and sexy guy that every girl loves. He can be shy at first, but when you get to meet him, he has a golden personality. He can make you feel happier on your saddest days, and his deep brown eyes can just kill you. He's the best boyfriend a girl can have. Even though he had a bad past, as long as you treat him like treasure, he will love you forever.
Wow, you see jason? He's beautiful."
"Just the typical jason."
The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.
Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.
Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!
a man who carries a machete and uses a hockey mask to hide his messed up face
Jason from Friday the 13th
A common name for a male. Comes from Greek láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. This person will usually get annoyed by small things. This person is usually not very athletic. Will usually make friends quickly, but only a few friends will be considered good friends to this person. Insults frequently with no hurtful intention, just to tease.
He is Jason; Jason is his name; Jason is good at math;
A guy who is hard to get
but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons
the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone
type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.
Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.
A guy with brown hair, a great smile and big blue eyes. Seems to be an airhead when you meet him but you'll quickly learn that you had the privileged of meeting someone with such an amazing outlook on life. Jason is the type of guy EVERY GIRL will want to give a Valentine to but the constant flow of girls scares a lot of real girls away. This guy will always put a smile on your face while tears are streaming down your face, he is a great friend to all. Jason is a great listener and will give you brutally honest advice weather you like it or not. There's many positives and negatives of being friends with a Jason but one thing is for sure, you'll learn to love this special soul.
Jack: "You're friends with Jason? He's a little weird"
Jill: "He's always like that to everyone that meets him, talk to him more, you won't regret it."
Jack: "Welp, I better! He sounds like the shizwhiz!"