an unspeakable thing.
(can also be spelled Jarvus)
An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008
The Jarvis is a fascinating creature. It will only listen to techno and hip hop, and enjoys watching disney movies other horrible ones over and over and saying they are the greatest. The Jarvis is characterized by a high pitched laugh, and being able to survive on no food for days on end. It is rarely seen eating, and when it does it is usually peanutbutter or macaroni and cheese. Be mindful of your surroundings when in the company of a jarvis, because your things may start to disappear without notice. The stories that a Jarvis tells are usuaslly extravagant and far fetched, typically made up on the spot with no fact or reason behind them. If you ever spot a Jarvis in the wild, your best bet is to run or say that you hate Marist singers.
This is the funniest movie ever! (Euro Trip) -- A wild Jarvis specimen
by Concerned Spectator May 03, 2006
An ugly girl who wearts tight clothes and make-up, smokes pot and parties ALOT! Her firends arent her friends, and she is a big SLUT. GUys thinks shes hot cus she acts slutty and will give them head.
Look at that girl, what a Jarvis. She's so slutty.
by lilimargerite November 27, 2011
To engage in sexual activity in a natural area of water (ie. pond, river, lake, or ocean).
We wanted to jarvis in the river when the other groups had passed.
by cmumiguel August 23, 2009