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The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat. After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
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Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."
Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor). Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.
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Jarvis, means someone, who can sock it to you if you piss them off. Jarvis' are usually very attractive, and know how to please you. Watch out for a Jarvis, because they are total chick magnets. Also can mean an attractive guy, or one with swagg. He is a jarvis. He has mad jarvis.
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An alternative name for defecation. Oh man I shouldn't have eaten that Indian food last night, I really need a Jarvis.
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A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.
A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind. civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"
civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'." civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again" civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis" |
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an unspeakable thing. Jarvis (can also be spelled Jarvus) An unspeakable thing. Did you wash your...jarvis last night? Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright? You don't want many people to see your jarvis. Person 1: Is jarvis a word? Person 2: Yes. |
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(can also be spelled Jarvus)
An unspeakable thing. Did you wash your...jarvis last night?
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright? You don't want many people to see your jarvis. Person 1: Is jarvis a word? Person 2: Yes. |
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An ugly girl who wearts tight clothes and make-up, smokes pot and parties ALOT! Her firends arent her friends, and she is a big SLUT. GUys thinks shes hot cus she acts slutty and will give them head. Look at that girl, what a Jarvis. She's so slutty.
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