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jarvis probesex (-1.029)
any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality
"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
by Section Quattro November 06, 2008
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