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Ancient pygmy form of greeting, originating from the river dwellers and predominately used between neighbouring tribes. The expression is usually accompanied by an open palm signal of the right hand, similar to a high-five. Today, it is often used between family groups and friends who live some distance apart and translates, typically as "Hello, friend, I harbour thee no ill-will."
1# (ancient): "Jarp! I bring you these two virigins in exchange for seven pigs."
2# (modern): "Jarp! Wassup!"
by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004
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That lass has got a canny pair of jarps on her.
by Jonny23 April 14, 2011
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Illest woman out! Grumpy as hell when she's sober or has no cigarettes. Will bite your fucking toes off if you cross her. Smashes booze like there's no work tomorrow.
Man that chicks a Jarp!
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A group of odd people. Who typically like to joke around, talk about sex, and/or dance to techno.
"Wow Dan, your friends are so jarp!"

"Well, my friends are Jarpies."
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To jarp, or poke someone. To be jarped.
That great gallah just proper jarped me in the ribs.
by Nemain_79 February 11, 2009
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