A new horrific craze sweeping the nation from small children to German underground bondage sex shows. What be this sickness I hear you ask. It's the painful and unholy act of shoving objects (dildo's if you will) down one's jap eye.
It is in no way recomended and will leave lasting damage both physical and psychological.
"See that tree branch? I'll bet that makes for some good japping!"
"Sorry I didn't answer the phone Tom, I was too busy japping one.. pencil's are sharp."