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Jamestown 

Once a bucolic island hamlet of vacation homeowners, townies and affluent islanders. These days the place has become a target of off island investors, and the real estate market has been taken over by flipping, speculation and schadegging.
"Hey let's head down to Jamestown this weekend and throw a block party!" "What kind of a block party could we have when every other house on the street is empty and owned by jackass out of town investors???""Well maybe it will make us all rich some day...to plan B let's all go bar hopping in Newport!"
Jamestown by South County Carrie October 12, 2019

Jarestyle 

a term used to describe Jared Letos' ever changing HAIR-STYLE or when you someone changes their hair style/colour so often that it's hard to keep up!
well what do ya know...Jared Leto is rockin ANOTHER new jarestyle!

via Twitter: Have you seen the latest JARESTYLE of @jaredleto?
Jarestyle by Layla_jayla October 12, 2010

Jamestown Porridge

A Jamestown porridge is the act of vomiting into a womans ass, adding kraft dinner mix, inserting your penis and jizzing profusesly. The sloppy contents of this anal soup should have an anema effect, causing her to shit uncontrollably. You and your damsel then invite some of your friends over, for a nice steamy lunch.
"Mmm, lawdy. I sure could go for some Jamestown porridge right about now you guise."

"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."

JamesTheGoo 

JamesTheGoo has no bitches
JamesTheGoo by bilvasunner June 25, 2022

japaster 

an unfortunate string of events; must include an earthquake, tsunami and nuclear meltdown.
Not another Japaster: damn Charlie Sheen.....
japaster by Turdberry April 2, 2011
To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.
Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!
jaested by Tyseng June 25, 2014