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to make a move on a someone who is very sleepy or was asleep, before you woke him/her up to make a sexual advance. Jape is generally successful because when sleepy, the japee is less inhibited and more likely to indulge in instinctive sexual desires.

esp. when the japer is at first with the japee in a non predatory (platonic) way. The more adorable and harmless the japer is, the greater the degree of jape.
we were watching a movie and she started falling asleep but i really wanted to hook up. so i japed her. she really liked me though so it's ok.
by japeallday October 23, 2009
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When a teacher masturbates onto his/her pupils work.
thats discusting my works been japed on
by ... .. ... ............. December 03, 2008
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(verb) - to jape - The act of inserting a foreign body into the urethra (or "jap's eye" or "pee-hole" in popular slang).
One day I was walking down the steet bored so I bought a toothbrush and japed myself like a bitch.

I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.
by burmans January 07, 2006
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When a jew decides to rape someone. If you are jewish, you therefore can jape and become known as a japer.

"uhh i just got japed, fuck"
by Wizard Smoke December 15, 2007
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When you walk up to a member of the opposite sex and force your body upon them.
Jake: Hey Cher im drunk and I want to get with you.
Cher: no Jake, you're a japist
Jake: *forces tongue down victims throat*
Cher: Jake dont Jape me!
by Domster33 November 13, 2014
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To sodomize one with a rusty rod, no longer than 4 1/2 feet, with a diameter of at least six inches.
I japed my ex-girlfriend in a rather passionate fit.
by Davezor January 22, 2004
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to steal something in a shady fashion
'Oh poo it seems some jiggery pokery has been afoot someone has stolen my wallet' quote from confessions of a toff
by Jiffy April 09, 2005
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